Funny Tech Quotes

Difference between a virus and windows ? Viruses rarely fail

If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in

Keyboard not found…Press any key to continue.

Computers are like Air Conditioners, they stop working when you open Windows.

The great thing about Object Oriented code is that it can make small, simple problems look like large, complex ones

My software never has bugs. It just develops random features

The only problem with troubleshooting is that sometimes trouble shoots back

That’s what’s cool about working with computers. They don’t argue, they remember everything and they don’t drink all your beer.


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